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Showtimes 7/4-10/2014 * Malverne Cinema & Bellmore Movies

July 4, 2014

“Le Chef” Rated PG-13, 84 minutes. SUBTITLED produced in French. Starring Jean Reno as a veteran chef who’s in danger of losing both his restaurant and his reputation. He teams up with an aspiring chef and together they fight to keep everything intact. Full Stomach Warning attached to this one as well…and not to be confused with “Chef” which has been cooking at our theatre for weeks. Distributed by Cohen Media.
Friday to Thursday @ 1pm only

“Obvious Child” Rated R, 83 minutes. A romantic comedy about Donna Stern (played by Jenny Slate), a young woman juggling her life and a surprise pregnancy while also trying to start a career as a stand-up comic. Co-starring Gaby Hoffmann, Richard Kind, David Cross and Polly Draper. Distributed by A24 Pictures
Friday & Saturday @ 3:15, 5:40, 7:40 & 9:45
Sunday to Wednesday @ 3:15, 5:40, 7:40 & 9:30
Thursday @ 3:15 & 5:40 only

“Chef” Rated R, 1 hour 55 minutes. This film comes with a Warning – “Do not come to this film on an empty stomach or you will come out starving!!” Starring Jon Favreau (who also Wrote and Directed), John Leguizamo, Dustin Hoffman, Bobby Cannavale, Sofía Vergara, Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson and Oliver Platt. This remains our #1 film last weekend! Distributed by Open Road Pictures.
Friday & Saturday @ 2pm, 4:30, 7pm & 9:45
Sunday to Thursday @ 2pm, 4:30, 7pm & 9:30

“Ida” Rated PG-13, 80 minutes. SUBTITLED produced in Polish. In the early 1960s, a young aspiring nun on the eve of taking her vows learns of a family secret dating back to the Nazi occupation. Distributed by Music Box Films.
Friday & Saturday @ 1:30, 3:15, 5:45, 7:40 & 9:45
Sunday to Thursday @ 1:30, 3:15, 5:45, 7:40 & 9:30

“America” (Imagine The World Without Her) Rated PG-13, 1 hour 43 minutes. Documentary, with historical re-enactments, that tells the ”what if” angle on the non-existence of America. What if we didn’t win the Revolutionary War? Distributed by Lionsgate.
Friday & Saturday @ 2pm, 4:30, 7pm & 9:45
Sunday to Thursday @ 2pm, 4:30, 7pm & 9:30

“Begin Again” Rated R, 1 hour 45 minutes. Collaborative singer-songwriters face a challenge when success comes their way. Starring Keira Knightley, Mark Ruffalo, Catherine Keener, CeeLo Green and Adam Levine. Distributed by The Weinstein Company.
Friday & Saturday @ 2pm, 4:30, 7pm & 9:45
Sunday to Thursday @ 2pm, 4:30, 7pm & 9:30

The New York Film Critics Series is back…and twice in July!!
On Thursday, July 10th we are proud to host “And So It Goes” Rated PG-13, 94 minutes. A new film from Rob Reiner starring Michael Douglas, Diane Keaton, Frankie Valli and Frances Sternhagen.
On Tuesday, July 29th we are proud to host “Child Of God” Rated R, 1 hour 44 minutes. Based on the novel by Cormac McCarthy. Directed by and starring James Franco.
Both of these Series films have a pre-show start time of 7:30 and a movie start time of 8pm, followed by Q&As with the people involved right on our screen!! For further information regarding these two films log onto http://www.nyfilmcritics.com.

Coming Soon to the Malverne Cinema:
7/11 – “Third Person” from Sony Pictures Classics
7/25 – “A Most Wanted Man” from Roadside Attractions and one of Philip Seymour Hoffman’s last films
7/25 – “I Origins” from Fox Searchlight
8/01 – “Boyhood” from IFC Films (tentative)
8/01 – “Land Ho!” also from Sony Pictures Classics
8/01 – “Wish I Were Here” from Focus Features
8/08 – “Magic In The Moonlight” also from Sony Pictures Classics – Woody Allen’s latest film
8/15 – “Calvary” also from Fox Searchlight
9/19 – “Love Is Strange” also from Sony Pictures Classics
9/26 – “The Notebook” also from Sony Pictures Classics
The above dates are subject to change.

At our Bellmore Movies this week we’re still cooking with “Chef” until Wednesday evening, July 9th when the Long Island International Film Festival Expo begins. “Chef” is rated R, 1 hour 55 minutes. And…the Warning applies here too!!
Friday to Sunday @ 2pm*, 4:30, 7pm* & 9:20
Monday & Tuesday @ 2pm, 4:30 & 7:20
Wednesday @ 2pm only
*Please note: the 2pm show on Saturday and the 7pm show on Sunday are both Open Captioned for our deaf and hard of hearing friends.

Starting on Wednesday evening, July 9th we are proud to host the 17th Annual Long Island International Film Festival Expo at our Bellmore. There are more than 150 different films scheduled from all over the world and right here at home.
Our first film block on Wednesday is @ 6:45 and another begins @ 9:15
On Thursday the film blocks are @ 12pm, 2:30, 5pm & 7:45

There is a special offer from the festival for Seniors over age 62. Bring a friend along and you get in for free!! Two for the price of one for the first two film blocks on Thursday and Monday to Wednesday the following week.

The festival runs through Thursday, July 17th with matinees and evening shows. Come make careers and history when you cast your vote for your favorite film. For further information on the festival log onto http://www.longislandfilm.com. The lineup is posted and tickets are on sale online through the website. Free panels for aspiring actors, producers, directors, writers and other dreamers!!!

On Friday, July 18th @ 8:30pm – “Fifty Shades Of Love, Sex & Marriage” starring Comedian Joey Vega. Tickets are general seating and can be purchased by calling 516-785-4234 or log onto http://www.NYentertainmentClub.com.

The 9th Annual Long Island Comedy Festival arrives at the Bellmore for one night only! Friday, July 25th with an 8:30pm showtime. Featuring a full lineup of top comedians from Long Island, New York City and around the country. Enjoy a night of hilarious LIVE stand-up comedy! Get tickets online at the official website – http://www.LongIslandComedy.com.

On Saturday, July 26th @ 8pm, Rob Bartlett & Tony Powell of the ‘Imus In The Morning’ Radio Show are back here at Bellmore. For further information on this show you can call 516-785-4234 or log onto http://www.NYentertainmentclub.com.

Psychic Medium Robert Hansen is returning to our Malverne Cinema on Tuesday, August 19th @ 7:30pm. Tickets now on sale at our box office.

Have a happy and safe July 4th holiday!

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Showtimes for 6/1-7/2012 Malverne Cinema & Bellmore Movies

May 31, 2012
Two new films this week at the Malverne Cinema.  Here goes:
“Hysteria”  Rated R, 1 hour 35 minutes.  A drama/comedy loosely based on the invention of the first vibrator.  Starring Maggie Gyllenhaal, Rupert Everett, Hugh Dancy, Jonathan Pryce and Felicity Jones.  Distributed by Sony Classics.
Friday & Saturday @ 1pm, 3:15, 5:30, 7:45 & 10pm
Sunday to Thursday @ 1pm, 3:15, 5:30, 7:30 & 9:30
“Where Do We Go Now?”  Rated PG-13, 1 hour 40 minutes.  SUBTITLED produced in Russian, Arabic and English.  The Muslim and Christian women of a small village unite so their men can unite.  They have a clever way of making it happen.  Get ready to smile.  Distributed by Sony Classics.
Friday & Saturday @ 1pm, 3:15, 5:30, 7:45 & 10pm
Sunday to Thursday @ 1pm, 3:15, 5:30, 7:30 & 9:30
“Bernie”  Rated PG-13, 1 hour 40 minutes.  Directed by Richard Linklater.  Starring Jack Black as Bernie, a much beloved small Texas town resident.  He befriends a wealthy widow played by Shirley MacLaine.  Matthew McConaughey rounds out the cast.  Distributed by Millenium Entertainment.
Friday & Saturday @ 2pm, 4:30, 7pm & 10pm
Sunday to Thursday @ 2pm, 4:30, 7pm & 9:30
“The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel”  Rated PG-13, 2 hours 4 minutes.  Still on 2 Screens & Starring 2 Dames!!  Judi Dench and Maggie Smith along with Tom Wilkinson and Bill Nighy, plus a cast of more than 40 others bring together the story of British retirees who are wooed into spending their golden years at an exotic looking hotel-like retreat.  Upon arrival, it’s a shadow of its former grandeur. Distributed by Fox Searchlight.
Friday & Saturday @ 1pm, 2:05, 4pm, 4:30, 5:05, 7pm, 8pm & 10pm
Sunday to Thursday @ 1pm, 2:05, 4pm, 5:05, 7pm, 8pm & 9:30
Over at our Bellmore Movies we have “The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel” Rated PG-13, 2 hours 4 minutes.
Friday & Saturday @ 2pm, 4:30, 7pm & 9:30
Sunday @ 5:30 & 7:45
Monday to Thursday @ 2:30, 4:55 & 7:30
On Sunday, June 3rd & June 10th @ 2pm is“The Producers”, a live performance brought to us via Plaza Theatrical Productions.  For ticket information please call 516-599-6870.
Psychic Medium Robert Hansen is returning to the Malverne Cinema on June 19th @ 7:30pm.  Doors open @ 7pm for good seating.  On July 25th also @ 7:30pm, Robert will be back at our Bellmore Movies.  Tickets are now available for these two shows at their respective box offices.
Have a wonderful sunny week.

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Showtimes for the Malverne Cinema & Art Center for 11/7-13/2008

November 7, 2008

Happy Go Lucky” Rated R, 1 hour 58 minuters. Miramax Films

“Rachel Getting Married” Rated R, 1 hour 53 minutes, Sony Classics

Both of the above films will be shown at:

Friday & Saturday – 2pm, 4:30, 7pm & 9:45

Sunday to Thursday – 2pm, 4:30, 7pm & 9:30

“One Day You Will Understand” Unrated, SUBTITLED produced in French & Hebrew.  89 minutes from Kino International Pictures.  From acclaimed director Amos Gitai who brought us “Kadosh” also brings us a stunning performance from Jeanne Moreau.

“The Secret Life of Bees” Rated PG-13, 1 hour 40 minutes, Fox Searchlight

Both films will be shown at:

Friday & Saturday – 1pm, 3:10, 5:30, 7:40 & 9:45

Sunday to Thursday – 1pm, 3:10, 5:20, 7:30 & 9:30

“W.” Rated PG-13 2 hours 9 minutes.  Oliver Stone Directs, stars Josh Brolin. Lionsgate Films

Friday to Thursday – 4:30 & 7pm

“What Just Happened” Rated R, 1 hour 42 minutes, comedy, Magnolia films

Friday & Saturday – 2pm & 9:45

Sunday to Thursday – 2pm & 9:30

Showtimes for 10/31-11/6/08 Malverne Cinema & Art Center

October 31, 2008

Happy Go Lucky – Rated R, 1 hour 58 minutes. A Comedy from director Mike Leigh.

Rachel Getting Married – Rated R, 1 hour 53 minutes. Drama starring Anne Hathaway & Debra Winger.

Both films will be shown at:

Friday & Saturday @ 2pm, 4:30, 7pm & 9:45

Sunday to Thursday @ 2pm, 4:30, 7pm & 9:30

“W.” Rated PG-13, 2 hours 9 minutes.  Directed by Oliver Stone.

Friday & Saturday @ 1:45, 4:30, 7pm & 9:45

Sunday to Thursday @ 1:45, 4:30, 7pm & 9:30

What Just Happened – Rated R, 1 hour 42 minutes.  Directed by Barry Levinson starring Robert DeNiro, Sean Penn, Catherine Keener, John Turturro, Stanley Tucci and Robin Wright Penn. Comedy.

The Secret LIfe of Bees – Rated PG-13, 1 hour 40 minutes.  Drama starring Queen Latifah &  Dakota Fanning.

Both of the above films will be shown at:

Friday & Saturday @ 1pm, 3:10, 5:30, 7:40 & 9:45

Sunday to Thursday @ 1pm, 3:10, 5:30, 7:30 & 9:30

showtimes for October 10-16/2008 Malverne Cinema & Art Center

October 10, 2008

The Duchess – Rated PG-13, 1 hour 49 minutes.  Drama, period piece.

Appaloosa – Rated R, 1 hour 56 minutes.  Drama, western.

A Secret – Unrated, 1 hour 46 minutes. SUBTITLED proudced in French.  WWII drama.

All three films will be shown at:

Friday & Saturday @ 2pm, 4:30, 7pm & 9:45

Sunday to Thursday @ 2pm, 4:30, 7pm & 9:30

Religulous – Unrated, 1 hour 41 minutes.  Bill Maher documenty.  Comedy

Friday & Saturday @ 1pm, 3:10, 5:30, 7:40 & 9:45

Sunday to Thursday @ 1pm, 3:10, 5:30, 7:30 & 9:30

Burn After Reading – Rated R, 95 minutes.  Coen brothers comedy.

Friday & Saturday @ 3:10, & 7:40

Sunday to Thursday @ 3:10 & 7:30

My Mexican Shiva – Unrated, 98 mintues. SUBTITLED produced in Spanish, Yiddish & Hebrew.  Comedy.

Friday & Saturday @ 1pm, 5:30 & 9:45

Sunday to Thursday @ 1pm, 5:30 & 9:30

Showtimes for the Malverne Cinema & Art Center 8/22-28/08

August 22, 2008

Frozen River – Rated R, 97 minutes – drama

vicky Cristina Barcelona – Rated PG-13, 96 minutes – comedy

Friday & Saturday @ 1pm, 3:10, 5:20, 7:40 & 9:45

Sunday to Thursday @ 1pm, 3:10, 5:20, 7:30 & 9:35

Elegy – Rated R, 1 hour 46 minutes, drama

Friday & Saturday @ 2:10, 4:30, 7pm & 9:45

Sunday to Thursday @ 2:10, 4:30, 7pm & 9:35

Brideshead Revisited – Rated PG-13, 2 hours 13 minutes, drama

Friday & Saturday @ 12:15, 5pm & 9:45

Sunday to Thursday @ 12:15, 5pm & 9:35

Henry Poole Is Here – Rated PG, 1 hour 40 minutes, comedy

Friday & Saturday @ 3pm & 7:40

Sunday to Thursday @ 3pm & 7:30

Bottleshock – Rated PG-13, 1 hour 52 minutes, mild comedy

Friday to Thursday @ 2:10 & 7pm only

Sixty-six – Rated PG, 93 minutes, comedy

Friday & Saturday @ 4:30 & 9:45

Sunday to Thursday @ 4:30 & 9:35

Kit Kittredge An American Girl – Rated G, 1 hour 41 minutes

Friday to Thursday @ 12 noon only

Wall-E – Rated G, 1 hour 43 minutes, animation

Friday to Thursday @ 12 noon only

COMING NEXT  for the Malverne Cinema:

“Burn After Reading” and “Transsiberian” and “The Duchess” and more!